We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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