i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just want nice things and good sex
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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