people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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