Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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