Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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