Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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