He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
