So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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