oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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