We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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