So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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