Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Farmville is her only friend.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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