Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Bring me that man meat
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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