Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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