is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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