So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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