What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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