Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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