i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
