When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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