She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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