do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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