i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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