no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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