Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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