Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You dont lie about slip and slides
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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