Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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