i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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