party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just google imaged poop.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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