so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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