I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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