So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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