Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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