She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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