you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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