It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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