How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How does one acquire holy water?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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