Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
