How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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