Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Damn victory sex feels great
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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