Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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