mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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