drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I believe in your delicious
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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