Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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