A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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