i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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