i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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