is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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