are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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