I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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