White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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