omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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