Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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