Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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